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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:42 pm 
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R: Well this relationship will never work out then. I only farm sheep and cattle. It is just gonna have to be casual sex only. I can come over and we can share a bottle of wine from your vines.

Line: I only drink vodka red bulls.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:21 pm 
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R: Oh my god you can't have my red bulls, they're my favourite pets. You're so demanding. I'm filing for a divorce, no more cheesy vegas wife for me!

L: I'll be the meat in the sandwich.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:30 pm 
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Fodus Empire wrote:

L: I'm a huge fan of The Vines!


R: Yeah they're cool but you're only saying it get in my pants, I mean I've got principles and I will not put out just like that.

L: I only drink vodka red bulls

R: You must be one of those sissy girls, I only like men, I mean passionate women

L: I'll be the meat in the sandwich

R: I'm vegetarian, you're recklessly putting your meat out, what am I meant to have, that's eat I'm running away from home

L: I don't have a favourite movie, I don't know there are so many good ones, I can't just name one.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:16 am 
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L: I don't have a favourite movie, I don't know there are so many good ones, I can't just name one.


Oh girl you did not just say that! Imagine us on a date to pick up a good movie, you'll be one of those kids who just wanders around the video store in a daze and can't decide on a single thing whilst our choc tops melt away to nothing!

L: I can't wait for Homebake!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:22 am 
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Totta wrote:
R: Oh my god you can't have my red bulls, they're my favourite pets.


Lol who said you can't combine reframing and disqualification? Totta, maybe we should create an advanced forum just for you.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:39 am 
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I got my mum to help me with that one, I'm better off going to a remedial class.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:28 am 
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L: I can't wait for Homebake!



D: i can already tell that this relationship is headed nowhere.

homebake is a dealbreaker. so are somenames like sally or kelly. wait............you didnt tell me your name! i bet its a dealdreaker name like jenny or something.

(whisper loudly to your wing, have the solicitor prepare the divorce papers.

L: i drink beer i guess


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:04 pm 
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R: What!? Don't tell me: You stand awkwardly against the wall, holding your schooner to your chin and checking everybody out too!? We are so over! Ugh, I can't believe I told you my name!

L: Sometimes I just want to curl up with a good book, you know?

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Balaji's Bitch wrote:
L: Sometimes I just want to curl up with a good book, you know?


I just want to curl up with a good hooker some nights but hey you can't get em all. What - you don't approve of me cheating on you? Shit, I'll have my attorney file the papers tomorrow morning. Unless you're cool with an open relationship? I get to keep the plasma though.

L: I play guitar.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:50 pm 
Fodus Empire wrote:
L: I play guitar.


D: we are not really looking for a guitarist at the moment. we are more looking for somebody to play the chimes / tamborine. anyway we have your demo dont call us - we will call you.

L: i AM too fun and spontaneous


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