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Author:  Steven [ Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:21 am ]
Post subject:  Game: Disqualification.

I've divorced with more women in the past month than I can remember.

And I would like you to do the same. Break up with them, divorce them, tell them that you could never be together.

In other words, disqualify.

It's a great way to build sexual tension and to throw the conversation into a little fantasy playland for the two of you to enjoy.

So, here is the deal. It's all very simple. When you're talking and hanging out with girls, they will give you facts about themselves.

"I'm a lawyer."
"I bought this dress today. Do you like it?"
"Im going to Greece in a few months. I'm very excited."

Or random things will happen, such as:

- she leaves/doesn't leave a tip
- she bumps into someone


All this stuff can be used to disqualify her:

1. Tell her it's over/you're cheating on her/you're on a break/divorced/it could never work between you two
2. Make up a reason that is a wildly exaggerated (best: pathological) stereotype of the fact/behaviour she is responsible for.

So, it's basically a "Yes.. and" with a break-up thrown into the mix. For example:

Her: "I'm a lawyer."
You: "Yes, and this is why you and I would never work out. You would be all about the corporate dinners and expensive watches, and I'd be stuck in the kitchen with the kids."

Her: "I bought this dress today. Do you like it?"
You: This is why you and I could never be a couple. You would spend all your money, then my money, then our baby bonus money... we would live on the streets!

Her: "Im going to Greece in a few months. I'm very excited!"
You: "Just so that you know, I'll have a hot and steamy affair with the secretary while you're gone."

Great thing about this is, you can make your comebacks as short or as long as you want. Either throw something short and sharp at her, or go on a massive rant and really explore that stereotype:

- she doesn't leave money for a tip
- You: "OMG you are so tight, we could never be a couple! I want a nice, generous girl who likes to give. That poor bartender will probably starve to death! Look at him, there is a rib poking out. Quickly, throw some food at him. You never told me you were Jewish?

- she bumps into someone (this is one of LoGun's favourites):
- You (to the person she just bumped): I'm so sorry, she is socially handicapped; no spacial awareness whatsoever. She needs coaching. (to her): babe, I'm not sure if our relationship has any future; I mean, you won't even be able to make it all the way down the aisle... etc etc.

And as always, remember that DELIVERY IS KEY. It is your delivery that makes the words funny. She has to know that you're not being serious.

Best thing about this game is that you can stay in that role for as long as you want, and you an go into it and out of it as you please. For example, after you 'divorce' her you can introduce her to all your friends as your ex-wife. Then, if she brushes past you, accuse her of using dirty tactics to get back together. And so on. The possibilities are endless.

So, let's start. Usual rules apply. You disqualify the the line of the person above you, then make up another one for the person after you.


Her: I went to Ivy on Saturday.

Author:  -I- [ Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Game: Disqualification.

I do this all the time! and yes it builds a shit-load of sexual tension they usually laugh and play along all the time! Its heaps of fun with lots of role play that can be incorporated.

But i remember getting this from some sort of routine i used to use before i went natural either way it's great to play around with.

Author:  Steven [ Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Game: Disqualification.

A routine is a line which you hold in your head, hoping that an appropriate situation arises. The idea behind this game is to learn how to create lines on the spot which are appropriate to any situation.

You forgot to disqualify the line above, Comrade.

Line: I went to Ivy last Saturday.

Author:  Steven [ Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Game: Disqualification.

You: I don't think this will ever work out. You're all about clubs and debaucherous lifestyle these days. It would be too much fun! I need a nice quiet girl who just cooks, cleans...


Line: "I'm from California."

Author:  Julius [ Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Game: Disqualification.

Steven wrote:
Line: "I'm from California."


R: I'm not your type. I'm a nerdy PR student and you'll be chasing all the surfies.

L: I only want tall, dark and handsome guys.

Author:  Totta [ Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Game: Disqualification.

R: My last wife was from California, she was all about money, possessions and she just used me as though i was a toy. I need something more than that. Do you see why we will never workout?

L: I'm going to sexpo tomorrow!

Author:  Julius [ Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Game: Disqualification.

Totta wrote:
L: I'm going to sexpo tomorrow!


R: You'll get recruited by a porn company and I'll never see you again.

DQ: I only want tall, dark and handsome guys.

Author:  Totta [ Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Game: Disqualification.

Julius - you should of prefixed that with Good. At the moment it sounds like you'll be missing her... the opposite to disqualification. So "Good you'll get recruited by a porn company and I'll never have to put up with you again you big meanie!" would (sort of) disqualify her.

R: Well I only talk with (assuming she is talk dark and handsome herself) short, blonde and cute girls. Guess we'll never workout.

L: I don't like beer.

Author:  Fodus Empire [ Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Game: Disqualification.

Totta wrote:
L: I don't like beer.


D: Yeah well have you ever thought that beer doesn't like you? I'm already starting to get cold feet about marrying you, I mean a beer drinker weds some petite spirits girl? Bitch please that's just begging for a divorce!

L: I just arrived back from Thailand a few days ago.

Author:  *!!-Swifty-!!* [ Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Game: Disqualification.

DS: I dont date Lady Boi's...

L: What are you on... Because i want some!

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