I want, nay, need to meet this girl.

It was a girl, right?

I thought this email from a friend of mine was cute...

there's a hottie in the office here who sits about 15m away from me. he was on hoildays for the last 2 weeks and it made the office very dull for me.
but he is back and browner than ever. i just decided that i'm going to have sex with him on my 2nd last day here. the reason why i chose second last day is because i want that one day when we both try to act really cool and normal but on the inside we're just a horny person who is highfiving themselves all day long...... i'd hate to be around longer, for that feeling fizzle out so 2nd last day it is!

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I have to say: this is possibly my favourite thread (after the youtube thread, hahaha).

Last night a girl I know was telling me that it's her mission to fuck at least one guy from every European country. She's 18.

Then today, a female intern I work with was telling me that 50% of the girls in her class are massively into one-night-stands: any time they're partying, they're bring a guy home. She's 22.

Girls want to get laid so badly.

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I love women. A lot.

Who the hell doesn't. In miami the only problem is money because most women down here really like the sugar daddies. Not to say its hard to get women here, BUT if u want one in miami you should prob not try to find one in a bar or especially a club because the girls are looking for money and everyone down here knows it. But the girls here get crazy man. I had a friend who texted me at 3 am the other day and all it said was "FUCK ME NOW" wdds

I believe some men think like this because:
while we are still young, "society" tells us that girls don't like guys who just want to fuck them. that they are looking for a perfect boyfriend to appear.

this message subconsciously becomes like this: girls don't want sex, they want a nice boyfriend, who is friendly, honest, sincere and can make them laugh and have a good time together.

i gotta say WOMEN LIKE SEX MORE THAN MEN.
i didn't know about the clitoris thing, but that only reinforces this idea.

you just gotta be yourself, find a nice girl, have a laugh together and let her notice you are crazy to make her scream.

How does one make her notice "you are crazy to make her scream"?

When you are well connected, I mean, you're not a total stranger to her anymore ;
When you are intimate enough to exchange dirty flirts ;

You are able to express your sexual intentions.

The result will be simple: if she's into you, it won't matter much what and how you say. If she's not into you, two things may happen: maybe you gotta make a little effort to attract her or you just move on with your life.

She may end up noticing your will to ravage her in bed.

I know this is already up on the site but I thought I'd share it again here. Priceless.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/561877622.html