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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:58 pm 
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L: I love to travel
DQ: Well I'm real clingy, if you leave we'll never be able to have that stalker relationship that you so badly need.

L: I need shiny expensive things, things you can't give me on your salary by looks of it

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:35 pm 
Balaji wrote:
L: I need shiny expensive things, things you can't give me on your salary by looks of it


D: yes you seem to have that message 'written' all over you. come to think of it........................

WE NEED TO TALK!!! darling,...................................
lets just divorce now.

im so sorry!!!!!!! offer a hug


(at this point you can say that she is really good/bad at roleplay to lead the interaction) save us the heartache

clearly
you need a small dick and a convertible,
i need somewhere to go other than hugos.


L: i like all types of music i guess


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:39 pm 
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Sorry to interrupt, but Balaji, really - how many women have said to you:

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I need shiny expensive things, things you can't give me on your salary by looks of it


The objective here is to learn how to take something ordinary (not a blow-off) she might say during normal conversation and flick it over into the land of fun and flirtyness. So, let's continue (Luke's line):

L: i like all types of music i guess

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:17 pm 
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In hindsight it was stupid, I've had things said like that once or twice in the past

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:20 pm 
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Yes, LoGun told me that many times too, but would you really date him?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:01 pm 
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Steven wrote:
L: i like all types of music i guess


All types of music? You're one of those types aren't you who can't decide on what song they like at a party - put on eminem! no, put on led zeppelin! no, put on mariah carey! damn girl you are never coming to one of my parties.

L: My favourite movie is harry potter

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:05 pm 
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L: Oh christ not harry potter. You're going to be off with your harry potter friends, playing harry potter games and making harry potter 'in jokes' while I'm stuck minding our kids that you called Ron and Hermione. Seriously, Hermione. How can you do that to your own daughter? We'd better play it safe and break up now.

L: I'm studying computer sciences.

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Balaji's Bitch wrote:
L: Oh christ not harry potter. You're going to be off with your harry potter friends, playing harry potter games and making harry potter 'in jokes' while I'm stuck minding our kids that you called Ron and Hermione. Seriously, Hermione. How can you do that to your own daughter? We'd better play it safe and break up now.

L: I'm studying computer sciences.


Oh no, this will NEVER work. We'll spend all of our time playing world of warcraft together, in separate rooms, whilst our characters get all of the action. Then when you get jealous of me flirting with an Elf +5 we'll divorce and have to get a Cleric to oversee the settlement...

...And don't even THINK about trying to take my Staff of Poon +10, you'll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers! I'm sorry, but I'm going to need a nice obedient, serving wife to bring me pizza pockets while I'm leading a raid.....

This is so US.

L: You know, come to think of it, I didn't really do ANYTHING last weekend...

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Seriously, Hermione. How can you do that to your own daughter?


haha, awesome.

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L: You know, come to think of it, I didn't really do ANYTHING last weekend...


Not a single thing at all? Shit gurl, this is never going to work out. Whilst I'm out skydiving with George Clooney and making sweet love to Jessica Alba, you'll be sitting at home watching Oprah and crying over the struggle some fat kid has in losing weight. Don't worry, I'll still come home every second weekend.

L: I'm a huge fan of The Vines!

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