You: That's we could never be a couple. I'm too fun and spontaneous too. It would be just TOO fun and spontaneous for both of us to handle...

.. Now, let's go and SPONTANEOUSLY find you a boring guy to hang with (grab her hand, introduce her to some random guy who has no idea what's going on...).


Her: "I work in a bar."

R: You're my new best friend... if I drank.

L: I just came back from Germany.

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Real men buy prostitutes and do whatever the fuck they want.

R: Yes, in fact he popped in for dinner last night...look i dont know if this is gonna work out, if I introduced you to him promise me you wont fall in love with him and his shiny "toys"?

L: Im awesome at golf

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The Will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not Protect you.

R: So was Michelle Wei, and look at her now. I don't want to be nursing some burnt out has-been at 25. I've got so much more to live for! Surely, you understand, I just can't be with you.

L: I consider myself quite spiritual.

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I don't really need your love, I've got my Cheap Wine and a 3-day growth

L: I consider myself quiet spiritual
R: You'll spend all your time meditating and I'll sit in the corner bored and watch you. I have better ways to spend my time, like playing world of warcraft.

L: I only buy designer brands

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Read my blog for the lulz: http://zoolander.attractioninstitute.org

R: Thats a shame, I only go for girls who live in cardboard boxes

L: Your lucky I like you

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"You have a right to your actions, but not your actions' fruits
Act for actions sake and do not be attached
to inaction" - Bhagavad Gita (Stephen Mitchell Translation)

L: You're lucky I like you
R: Ewww I can't be caught hanging out with you, I only hang with the cool kids down at the milk bar.

L: yay! (jump up and down and clap) you look just like justin timberlake!!!!!!!!! yay!
R: So when we have kids they'll be named Justin Jnr, you'll shave your head and expect me to form some boy band. I can't do that, plus I reckon I'm better looking than JT anyways.

L: I can't stand live comedy, I mean they're not that funny

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Read my blog for the lulz: http://zoolander.attractioninstitute.org

Well, we all seem to be stuck here, so let's move on:


L: I loooooove tequila!