R: Oh really... that's such a shame you know i prefer girls that are really good with nipples. better luck next time hun.

L: I'm from Melbourne.

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L:I'm from Melbourne
R:o...k let me talk slower for you

L: Are you coming on to me, if you are I'm going to have to reject you because I'm a lesbian (I actually got this today)

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L: You're not a real lesbian
R: What are questioning my life choice, I'm here and I'm queer, stop opressing against me, that's I'm holding a protest against you unless you put out


L: i can tell that we are going to be great friends

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R: Well I would have been into you, but my T-shirt tells me you are not its type ... and I always listen to my T-shirt, its the closest thing to me

L: How about you lose the T-shirt?

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Formerly known as L’Étranger - changed due to in ability to spell or pronounce own name.

R: Oh yeah, sure, and while I'm at it let me just get rid of all this useless dignity. I'm not that easy dammit!

L: Want to come to my revue? I'll be doing a nude scene!

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I don't really need your love, I've got my Cheap Wine and a 3-day growth

R: Yeah look sorry, I heard from a friend that the uni reveue types are real... ya know... yeah. It's a shame really here i was admiring how cute your nose is thinking "wow i could really like this girl".

L: My knees click when i walk

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